Writing Block by Kamryn Foster

Alright, y'all. I have tried to make this blog post about three times already, but I keep on restarting because I don't think my topics are good enough. So, in a desperate attempt, I'm going to try to make this the BEST blog post yet, by sharing puns that I made myself!11!!!111
Let's get started, ladies and gentlemen.

1. What is the coolest car? A Volks-SWAG-en! 
2. What's the meanest country? Per-RUDE! 
3. Where can you find a pirate's picture? The year-HOOK! 
4. What type of computer sings? A-DELL! 
5. What is a teacher's favorite thing to do at the club? Atten-DANCE! 
6. What hat likes to row? The vis-OAR! 
7. What color likes to write? P-INK! 
8. What dairy product is always injured? Yo-HURT! 
9. Which Disney princess likes jokes? Ra-PUN-zel! 
10. Which Disney princess likes music? JAZZ-mine! 
11. Which Disney princess likes oxygen? AIR-el! 
12. Which Disney princess likes Frozen? Poca-HAN-tas! 
13. Which Disney princess likes FaceBook? POKE-ahontas! 
14. Which shoe can have their soul divided? The hor-CROCS! 
15. Which laptop can you get with a large fry? The Big MAC! 
16. What does a joke get for being bad? PUN-ishment! 

Yes, I know those are horrible and so cringe-worthy. But, they are hilarious, and for anyone who disagrees with me - we can have a PUN-OFF. So.